February 2012
Watchdwight-you-ignorant-slut:
leeface:
the office season 4: flat screen tv bloopers
guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
guy: you legend *high-five*
girl: i had sex once
girl: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night
“We need stressful days in order to be happy. We need days when we get zero sleep...”
– Ryan O’Connell, Things You Need in Order to Stay Happy (via emily-chen)
i just wanna go back to bed
